Here
is a box for your crap. Minimum 2000 words. Then press Ctrl+A
(Apple+A for the Mac users), followed by Delete. Then, go here,
HouseofSorrow.com, where you can wallow in self-pity with
winners like you.
Or,
if you wish to spend your time in a more productive way, watch
this video.
Rednecks
TV Episode Eight - Rednecks & Feminine Hygiene